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Post by aryastarks (via the-1967-blackimpala)
May 25, 2013 at 10:02 PM | Post Permalink | 20,837 notes



Opinions are like orgasms.

Mine matters the most, and I really don’t care if you have one.

Opinions are like orgasms.

Women can totally have them, but men don’t give a shit about supporting that.

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Post by deadlysick (via rronweasley)
May 25, 2013 at 9:27 PM | Post Permalink | 1,663 notes



tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

Post by tupacabra (via lifeisanasshole)
May 25, 2013 at 10:30 AM | Post Permalink | 77,367 notes



badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

Post by badtvblog (via adorkoftheworld)
May 25, 2013 at 8:11 AM | Post Permalink | 25,025 notes



thefinaljourney:

did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years

image

Post by thefinaljourney (via companiontothethird)
May 25, 2013 at 5:00 AM | Post Permalink | 76,434 notes



reblog if you’re satan

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Post by onlyfagshavethisurl (via spoken-not-written)
May 25, 2013 at 4:47 AM | Post Permalink | 14,565,635 notes



coolestdad:

fffcuk:

if this post gets 300,000 notes ill shave my eyebrows off and get “bepis” tattooed on my face

for the love of god please signal boost the hell out of this

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May 25, 2013 at 3:37 AM | Post Permalink | 255,804 notes



angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

Post by richard-sp8-jr (via perpetualwallflower)
May 25, 2013 at 12:23 AM | Post Permalink | 50,930 notes



illegolas:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

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Post by vaginaldeodorant (via snoia)
May 25, 2013 at 12:20 AM | Post Permalink | 75,465 notes



being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school

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Post by inkwellhero (via not-thefunniestblog)
May 25, 2013 at 12:07 AM | Post Permalink | 46,019 notes




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